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The Story of Litter Led Liding Hoot


Wans apon a time hor, got one girl litter led liding hoot. She want to go to Ah Mah's house. Morning already she go out one, she got take home one basket to put flawer. She not want to walk long-long so go take shot cut.

Wah!!!! She dono got one big bad woof follow her one hor! She happy-happy walk until she come to Ah Mah house.

"Ah Mah! Ah Mah! I come, open the door leh?" she talk.

Then Ah Mah also talk back, "Come in lah I never close one."

Litter Led Liding Hoot open the house and go inside door...oh, solly solly....open the door and go inside the house, she got see her Ah Mah on top of the bed. She go ask Ah Mah.

"Ah Mah, how come your eye vely big one har!"

"So I kan si you maahhh!!!" Ah Mah say back.

"Ah Mah, how come your year (ear) vely big one leh?"

"So vely easy to hear you one laah!"

"Ah Mah, how com..."

"Aiyaa!!! So many question one ah you...never die before ah?"

"Solylah Ah Mah, I dono mah. So I ask loh."

"What soly-soly! Now I want to eat you. I not Ah Mah, I big bad woof one you know............"

Wah! Litter Led Liding Hoot vely skad one, she scleam vely loud but late alleady, the big bad woof alleady eat hear. (her) She now inside stomach.

Suddenly got one people, cut wood one, go inside the house. He want to save Litter Led Liding Hoot, he go and cut the big bad woof stomach and take out avithing, but he too late, Litter Led Liding Hoot become s**t liao