Close (to a) Shave

ohoho today is kinda quite an almost TERRIBLE day, kay at first right, i missed the stupid 158 bus by like ermmm 1 second? I came down from my house then saw 158 stopping at the bus stop about 10 metres away? I could have took to my heels at the amazing speed of 10m/s that Bolt used to break the olympic the record... actually its abt 10.416666666666666666666666666666666667( to alot sig. fig.) metres per second. But thats not the point, anyway, i took off at a speed of about er... 10.4166666666666666666666666666668 metres per second, then a goddam van had to cross my path before i could run my jay-run... so anyway, i decided to walk to aljunid station from my hse, bad mistake, i became so hot tht i could melt the heart of about negative a few billion ladies? i don't know. Then when i reached there, WHEN I FREAKING REACHED THERE, THE BUS SHUTTED ITS FREKING DOOR ON MY FREKING FACE! BEACH!!! anyway i took a taxi with yanwen then now i owe her like $1.30 bucks.. man i wasted like 85 cents... i reached school, barely on time, i was happily walking to class, then i saw, HER!!! DOOMSDAY FOR MY HAIR!!! Ms Fang was like grabbing Sean to the toilet, to erm flatten his hair... luckily her back was facing me, so i managed, despite my size, to conceal myself behind her and escaped DOOM!!! NAH, my hair escaped SHAVE!!! i brisk walked to my class, then saw like half the class mugging physics, this was a rare sight since no one would have beening mugging on normal day, (no mr seow being in the class at the moment was not the reason), so i like walked to my seat.

ISAAC: Yo!

ME: Yo! First lesson PE right. o.O

ISAAC: No lah, physics... common test....

Then i kinda remembered my vision blurrifying( adj: to become blur) on me, then i fell to the warm embrace of Mr SEOW.... NOT!!! I fell onto my chair and shouted: ' FSCK IT! I thought physics last period o.O.

ISAAC: No lah, today change timetable with day 10. BTW, you got physics textbook?

ME: NOOOO~

so as all of you would have expected, i sat down on my chair, took out some foolscape paper and some notes and my file, and started sleeping with them as my pillow... then er i played erm HARU HARU?

er... after that, erm after tht i remembered meself doing some physics paper, went through a chem lesson, then suddenly my back broke and i fell in love with isaac, nah seriously, my back suddenly dam pain, even as i speak to you now, kay fine, even when i am typing to the computer now, it hurts, but of cos i know you LAWFANS (noun: people that are fanatical about LAwyer, often used to describe smut people). Will die without me posting, so i had to sacrifice my lovily body for all you peepz out there...

anyway, i went through LA, and erm maths? in my dreamy state and finally my day ended... almost. i went back to my house... yes i teleported. So you know right my HDB apparently has only one working lift, oh you don't, kay now you do... and i kinda live on the 14th floor... so what happens when the only stupid lift also breaks down? PANDAAxD breaks his legs, dehydrate, and swears a few million swear words and comes close to breaking down... so close to breaking down that i barely managed to reach my hse at the far end off the corridor. But i made it, so i would like to thank my family, my friends, my tchers for there years of constant support etc. without you great ppl out there, i wouldn have made it this far...

Close for now. BYEZ