Pokemon Episode One...

Kids Central: Pokemon Episode 1 (2c Version)
brock: first let me introduce my new wife jessie and my pet dog pikachu
jessie: jessie
brock: brock
brock: aaaaaaaaaand
pikachu: pikachu
brock: Team rocket is here to steal all your cokemon, i mean pokemon
Narrator: wait brock dont be so eager. I am supposed to say first
Narrator: it has been a long time since pikachu left ash
brock: shid
brock: ok
Narrator: and team rocket dumped meowth and james
brock: hurry up
Narrator: so james and meowth joined ash
Narrator: okok i am sry i friend
Ash: brock thats enough!
Ash: u stole my pikachu
Ash: i wanna trade it back for meowth
Ash: get your gameboy ready!
brock: now what age liao still gameboy
brock: i nintendo ds liao
brock: ok nvm
brock: what version u play
Ash: i play YELLOW VERSION
Ash: rocks right
brock: i dun ones to trade i wan a mouse not a ***** like meowth
brock: sry i mean cat
Meowth: meow... i am a cat .....meow
Meowth: no one wants me D:
James: dont worry baby. I want you. Cum lets go home.
Meowth: James you are great. MUACKS MUACKS <33333
brock: ok Ash lets settle this with a pokemon battle!
Ash: stop being so mushy. Ok brock i will trade james and meowth for pikachu? is that a deal?
Ash: come on i dont like meowth
brock: too bad Ash
brock: Go GEODUDE
brock: Punch Ash's manhood!
Ash: OUCH!!!!!!!!!!!
Ash: that hurts brock! how could you.
Ash: now i gay
Ash: Go meowth wack his manhood
Meowth: dun want lah so smelly
Ash: screw you better go
Meowth: dont want. CANNOT AH?. wack me lah!
brock: TEE HEE
brock: Geodude punch meowths cathood!
Meowth: wack lah my damn smelly
Ash: no wonder why got some stench around
Meowth: nevermind. i like the smell. Do u need me to wack geodude's rockhood? rock no smell one
Ash: okay baby lets go :D
Ash: damn my gayness is back
geodude: Ha Ha rock no smell but rocks also cannot smell
geodude: bye meowth ur cathood is gone!
geodude: MEGA PUNCH!
Ash: haha meowth. :D
Meowth: wa mega punch. OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
Meowth: i think i am gonna faint
Ash: meowth dont die DDD:
Meowth: wa lucky never faint. Lets go! attack
Meowth: ASH go use headbutt
Ash: eh i trainer or u trainer ah?
Meowth: u go or i faint now. DDDD:
Meowth: see lah we both become gay leow
brock: haha! Pikachu use faint attack!
Pikachu: Tee Hee good night boys
Brock: Wth! Not me! ARGH! NOOOOOOOO
Pikachu: im the new team rocket now!
Pikachu: Brock is kicked out and Jessie will be my wife!
Narrator: Will jessie become pikachu's wife? WATCH OUT FOR OUR NEXT EPISODE OF
Narrator: POKEMON!!!!
Narrator: please enjoy the music by billy crawford