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so ya yesterday

2011-01-01T05:47:00.000-08:00

So hrm if you don already know cos i am sure you should know cos i posted on facebook about it and i am like SOOOOO famous so i believe you should have known but just in case you don already know what you should have known even though i know you should know. Here's a clue.. I LOST MY WALLET D: omg so sadD:

Like i just bought it lorD: so expensive like 50+ dollars before a 65% christmas off. D: but ya that not the main point you see... the point is... 65% is like such a special number for a discount la i mean normally you see 50% or 70% but nooooo this time it's 65% wooo....

Ahem i mean errr.. ya the other main point is inside got my IC, my posb card, my 12 dollars cash or was it 17 i don rmbD: then got my ez link card D: omg now i nid to go around paying adult fare prices D: so expensiveeeeeeee... aiyo monday i confirm chope guarantee go make new card liao.. then like make new card also need money.. make nric also nid money... the salary i got from POA for 2nd half only got the 505 dollarsD: ahhhh okay let's see how much in total i lost...
17+100 for nric +28 for ez-link +20 something for wallet... miscellaneous stuff can cost me another 10 bucks then the adult fare and stuff before monday... 5 dollars D: so total will be like 505 or something? maybe... hrm 17 +100+28+20+10+5 is 505 right:O nvm think i quite close...

btw thank kee jin for pei ing my find my wallet and thanks jz yj and yw and yj fren for waiting for me :) thanks guys had a great day ytd except for the loss of wallet part:D happy new year ppl:)

i dun like this

2010-11-27T18:21:00.000-08:00

seriously i nid some social life in this holidays, it's sooooooo suffocating at home that i almost forgot how to spell suffocating... i wanna go out... not go out for work... but just go out and have fun.. not stay at home with my mac and psp... rawr cos i am becoming a nerd (that i already am) now RAWR... i play yugioh on psp... 0.0

this is boring... EH SOMEONE organise some outing as a class lei D:

tagboadD:

2010-11-15T16:36:00.001-08:00

So hor cos got public demand lah... from like one person... i need to post again lor... like haiyo popular liao jiu shi liddat de... xD

Anyways i want to kinda rant about the stupid tagboard lor the cbox or wadeva crap... wah lao suddenly hor so many random ppl just pop by my blog and send me random messages like "hi blog walking" or "nice information there" like okay... since when i got put any useful information on my blog lor huh huh... unless you are i mean they are like stalkers who think the posts about my daily life at school and at home as i don know... erm your pornography... :O

kk enuff with the ranting, as most of you should have already known cos i posted on facebook... i have a job now... and it's like at ion and stuff and it's actually... fun omg.. cos at least it's better than playing what maplestory at home like i always do during random long holidays like this or playing yugioh cards with myself:O [(Y) for autism]... though i really wanna try the new dual blade character in maple... but oh wells D: maple doesnt work on mac... DAM...

back to my point, so i like my job cos can see like so many nice clothes... but then the bad point is can see lah... cannot buy onli lor... all like soooo ex D:like my one month salary there only can buy like 5 and a half pairs of shoes (11 shoes) 3.25 blazers (i don know that 0.25 is the blazer sleeves lor), even a regular t-shirt there is like 59 dollars D:
and then hor, working there makes me feel that the clothes in my closet are like omg... so no good... and like i sooooo need to buy new clothes D: i mean like everyday there's ppl coming in with like super fashionable clothes and stuff then i feel like very zi bei lorD: like boohooo that kind of zi bei...:/ anyways i will close for now... cos i need to go ion zi bei liao... i mean work... okay not that i don like my work i love it...(just in case someone corrects me again urghh) hahah i don like the feeling that i don have money to buy all those clothes lor... i teel you if i have the money i will buy lke everything in that shop lor... okay maybe except for the brown alibaba shirt that make me look like an... (not racist here) indian...

here's a shoutout to all of you: Have a Heart(xin) donate to LKF (lawyer kidney foundation)

National Day Holiday

2010-08-10T02:45:00.000-07:00

Okay back to blogging becos i am bored becos i cant go outside becos everyone mugging... you might wonder, hrm Zhang Xin, why dont you mug too?:D well the reason is... *ahem* i left my homework in school :D wheeeeee... i know i know, i rock:D so now i have to wait all the way till school reopens (tmrw) to retrieve those homework and start on... trying to complete them in one day:D ... strong sense of guilt... BUT, hey i revised for the upcoming tests, i even did the supplementary maths worksheets that is not compulsory, when i do something like that, you can be sure that either i am captured and replaced by aliens, or i am really bored... but maths quite fun lah, i suggest all of you like maths as much as i do :D
Just checked my DHS mail, anddd *tra lah lah lah ~* GUESS WHAT? the eoys are coming T.T, my FT sent me the exam time table le... first paper on the 30th D:
Sian... blogging so unfun... i wan go out... ahhhhhh rotting at home D: rotting is bad, decomposition gives out carbon dioxide, bad for environment D:

CLick please:D

2010-08-02T02:09:00.001-07:00

retarded sms blogging

2010-07-04T06:49:00.001-07:00

you know something? blogger's sms update service is like totally useless,like all these services D: DONT WORK IN SG!!! life sucks D:

analysis of holidays

2010-06-21T07:25:00.000-07:00

holidays is something you look forward to during school days... gets bored in the middle... but when it's almost over... 0.0 you wan it to last longer cos you didn't finish all your homework. But you see, if the holidays would be longer... you are still gonna procrastinate until it's almost over :D

Holidays is a time you pick up all the things you regarded as childish in school days... for me, i restarted maple... battleon... heli-attack 3... pokemon crater 0.0, yugioh, oh you know i even resolved to blogging as you can see :D

This holiday also marks the start of me watching late night soccer that's not related to S-league :D hahah realised how much S-league sucked haha:D
hahah and btw bigbang rocks :D and mayday is not bad too i realised

haha a post for the sake of posting

2010-03-26T05:37:00.000-07:00

haha today we got the career day then we got the career exhibition then we got the free stuff... so today i saw the dam farking funny side of toon 0.0
Justinn:"omg got free FILE!"
*runs over*
Presenter:"sorry we out of stock le"
Justinn -sad faced-
Jereld:"eh there got free thumbdrive lei"
Justinn:" GODDAMMMM"
*runs over*
Ang moh presenter:" so in this career u can lah lah lah..."
Justinn-sad faced-:" eh where's the thumbdrive"
Ang moh presenter daos
ang moh presenter finishes his presentation:" so i dun have any brochures so i am gonna give you guys this thumbdrive"
Justinn:":D"

then during the army presentation
Army officer:"... so even if we dropped our weapons those fuckers wont even know how to use it... so when the infantry moves in, there's land mines, so who knows how do they defuse the mines?"
Justinn: "disfuser!"
ok because this post is a post just for the sake of posting, i shall end this post now 0.0
zzz

First day of school :D

2010-03-22T04:24:00.000-07:00

wah sian holidays over le D: sadded D: haiz today hor i suuuuuper unlucky D: i was like half way on my bus trip to school, then i realised i didn bring my homework file... so hor... when i went to class, i go write on the whiteboard: "to all teachers, zhang xin had forgotten to bring his homework file, so don't bother asking him for homework" then the first tchr came in, saw it then say, "nvm i just minus marks lor D:" dam mannnn D: then erase tht off...
anyways, today first day of school i tio chinese summary test wah dammm sian... i completed in 10 minutes then kiw lao shi come collect from me... then on the spot pointed out the mistakes(a lot) to me, then i also cannot take back liao cos it's handed inD: daammm
then hor during Assembly, i realised the importance of having a 3.6 gpa... omg it's like ahhhhh i nid tht 3.6 to get into any desired job in the future D: and i am currently still at the 2.53 lvl D: fark... i mean to get 3.6 i nid 1 A* 4 As and one C which is like duh i will get a C in my results... cos my history and LA is Cmi de... dam!
thus i shld start to work dam hard and ermmm work veh hard... ya

Discovery of the day

2010-03-21T06:22:00.000-07:00

Today i made a very major discovery tht could have caused the extinction of mankind and errr womenkind alike if not treated ASAP... well, i discovered tht i had not post anything since like about a month now... haiz too all those who died without my blogposts and those who barely survived on reading my past posts... SRY LAH!

okay anyways today i was like at nelson's place ermm as usually, then i ate this like vegetarian laksa and... OMG　ｔｏｄａｙ　ｉｓ　ｔｈｅ　ｌａｓｔ　ｄａｙ　ｏｆ　ｍａｒｃｈ　ｈｏｌｉｄａｙｓ. DIE! oh wells i guess i have to leave this post like this for now and go chiong my homework D: apparently there are a dam lotD:

OHｎｏｏｏｏｏｏ

okay fine, no mood to do homework... so anyways the laksa was ermmmm kinda taste.. like laksa... eh eh this is surprising u know, i mean it's like vegetarian and laksa is like use quite a lot of seafood and stuff to flavour de... i wonder how they managed to do it lor... 0.0 must learn

haha oh yeahs ytd's band concert was kinda boring like srsly D: no offence though but it's like music all the way.. at least u guys can walk arnd and play lor... not just sit there... we stare at u, u stare at scores, scores stare at wadeva they can stare at without eyes... D:

omg 0.0 no i mean oh my me

2010-02-25T04:12:00.000-08:00

HAHA haiz nowadays my brain veh screwed up sia cannot think of anything.. i nid some er brainotheraphy or undumbtheraphy...

hahah anyway i just started playing dota... omg i got pwned by AI upside down inside out leftside right right side left aiya everything kana reverse jiu dui le haha :D

haiz i nid brainnnnns... i sound like zombie hor 0.0

OMG depressingly confused

2010-02-03T05:31:00.000-08:00

omg... nowadays dam a lot of ehhhhh troubles bah i shld say... aiyo stressed, later kana pimple outbreak sia D: haha :D
haiyo first i nid to complete the stupid EDS nite vids editing by this week...
friday... oh toking about fridayD: AHHHH FARK A DAM LOT OF SHYTS GONNA HAPPEN! Firstly, i have to go attend this compulsory airshow shyt... at first i wanted to take part in this shyt cos can skip lesson, then i completely forgot about the actual date of this shyt... and agreed on a performance on friday afternoonD: the airshow ends at 3pm and the performance starts at 1:45.. so now i trying... my bestest of the best to appeal to the tchr in charge for the airshow shyt to allow me go off during the lunch break to come back school for the performance... there's a 5% chance of success but i must have faith... PPL D: pray for me kays D:
oh and friday, i nid to submit the eds nite vid crap... kay everyone shhhh kay... this shyt is severely over due... dun tell anyone D:
and FRIDAY! i nid to hand in two LA shyts.. in case u dun know wad is LA it's LAnguage Arts, which is a chim way of saying.. english... there's a dam letter to be written, and 2 journals to be completed... D: DIE!!!
DIE!!!
AHHHHHH!!!!

today i rocked

2010-01-09T04:14:00.001-08:00

today, i rocked

first day haiz

2010-01-04T05:17:00.000-08:00

ahhh okay so today was the first day of school and it's kinda wow... the feeling is quite hard to describe... like a sense of sian-ness mixed with 0.0ness and a bit of fun.

kay first... i got up like late... like 6:50 plus and had to rush up all my ~~make up and accessories~~ and ate my breakfast and chiong-ed down at about 7:02... and i'm like wheee bus came... and in tht reflection from the black part of the sbs 158 bus... i see a balding punk staring straight back at me... copying my every movement... then i realised... tht's me isnt it? and then next thing i realised.. SHYT MY HAIR!!! ahhhh...

so i got on the bus anyways... and felt the breeze from the aircon on my scalp for like the first time of the year... hrm the year didn start tht long ago did it? But anyways... lah lah lah fastforward.. in the HALL! omg mr teo was having this talk abt hrmmmmmm wad was he toking about? anyways he was toking about something like... 'those who are very tall. i can see you clearly........*long pause*.... YES zhang xin, i can see you.' and i was like WTF did i do this time T.T

and then it's on to the orientation activities... and it was like omg screwed... kay first was squirting... water... from waterguns into a cup... -.- and then next mission... go old national stadium run up and down stairs -.- and then we had to find two ppl whose age adds up to 54 in suntec... now whoeva tht came up with this game... i'll find you, track you down, follow you down a dark alley at night, while you're walking alone... and....

tell you "you'll never walk alone..." go liverpool!

nah i meant, "you'll never walk again"

anyways then we went back to school and play soccer where the goalkeeper had to hold an umbrella... and of course... i broke it... totally broke the stick... being the ~~violent~~ gallant keeper i am. as in brave in diving for the ball, not in breaking ppl's things :D

ahh yes then i went mep room practice time is running out... sian i fail.. then i went suntec... wait i meant funan it mall with jereld go eat stuff... like kfc... he treated me woots

anyways... those of you who knows funan it mall well, shld know tht there's two main entrances... kay fine two entrances tht look like they are main entrances... and after eating kfc... we decided to walk all the way to the entrance/ exit at the very other end of the mall... thinking tht's the way to the mrt... we went out... and guess wad... wrong exit... so we had to walk all the way back to the other exit... which btw, is just beside kfc.

AHHH　Ｌｉｆｅ

undead! RAWR

2009-12-27T17:35:00.000-08:00

ahhh kay i'm finally bored enuff to resolve to blogging again:D
so i shall post a pretty zi lian (extreme) post here wheeeee
kay first an introduction
why do you ppl nid to know me? well let's put it this way, i, zhang xin, is the onli PERSON in this whole friggin world u shld worship to! i, am your key to success, cos success is 1% intelligence, 49% hardwork and 50% zhang xin! you might say tht einstein didn actually say tht but tht's becos i wasnt born yet at tht time. without me, i mean seriously, do you think any of you can achieve 100% success? The answer is a big N, O NO! The best you can get is onli a 50% and i'm pretty sure most of you under me is probably onli 49% at max! yeeees tht's right, boys and girls... worship me and i shall bring the joy of 100% success to you... or maybe 99% for some of you... why just stop at a passing mark when getting a A* is almost as easy?

new specs plus zi lian pic.... oni one... WAHAHA

2009-12-05T04:44:00.000-08:00

be satisfied...
my new specs looks like goggles sia...

HAHA reminds me of power rangers wheeeee....

from facebook

2009-12-02T06:14:00.001-08:00

----LIST OF THINGS GIRLS WISH GUYS KNEW----

1. Don't think that just because you didn't tell us we are never going to find out.

2. Our friends know EVERYTHING.

3. EVERYTHING said to our friends will be told to us. Garranteed.

4. No matter what we say, we hate your ex-girlfriend.

5. We check our phones every hour to see if you have replied to our texts, then worry if you haven't.

6. The fact you might leave us for another girl keeps us up at night.

7. When we're not talking to you on MSN, we're actually waiting for you to talk to us (in a non-snobby way, we want to see if you still care enough to talk to us).

8. When we act sad, we want you to hug us.

9. Our favourite part of the MSN convo is at the end when you say good bye, because that's the part you say you love us.

10. We actually freak out on what to do during holidays like Valentines Day.

11. We don't care what our friends think of you, but we do care what your friends think of us.

12. Yes, you might be the reason we failed that Maths test.

13. We are very, very scared of scaring you away.

14. We don't care about what we talk about, just as long as we have your attention for a few minutes.

15. Of course, we do believe the crap we read in magazines.

16. We have mood swings. Get over it.

17. Everytime you're around other girls, we worry they are better than us.

18. We don't want to hear how cool your ex-girlfriend/neighbour/best gal friend is.

19. Movies like 'He's Just Not That Into You' depress us.

20. We will move mountains on our timetable if it means seeing you.

21. We compare every other guy to you, and you always come out best.

22. We hate it when you go to discos without us.

23. We hate feeling as if we are like any other girl.

24. Don't brag about other girls liking you, it just makes us insecure.

25. When we say everything is 'fine', it generally means everything is absolutely horrible and we are on the brink of falling to pieces.

26. Don't just say 'ok' when we say we don't want to talk about it.

27. If you want to know something about us, ask our best friend.

28. If you do not hug us, we will not kiss you.

29. We think you are the best guy in the world.

30. We.Will.Kill.You.If.We.See.You.Slow.Dancing.With.Another.Girl.Without.Telling.Us.

31. We really do want you to stick up for us.

32. Compliments. We love them.

33. Be on time. We will think you don't care if you're not on time at a certain place.

34. Whether you say (L) or luv or love does matter.

35. We don't care if you couldn't come on that date because of the most embarrassing reason in the world, just don't lie to us.

36. We like cuddling up to you so let us.

37. Silent Treatment + Short Answers + Not Smiling or Laughing + Evil Looks = YOU DID SOMETHING WRONG.

38. You will be classed in our 'Hate' list if you forget our birthday.

39. Do not ask what's wrong. We'll never tell you we just want you to cuddle us.

40. You need to tell us what you think of us, we don't make assumptions (apart from 'OMG HE'S GONE OFF ME HASN'T HE?!')

41. Telling us that we are pretty will mean absolute LOADS.

42. Do not make fun of us unless we are in a good mood. As insecure as girls go, we take these things very seriously.

43. If you do end up doing Number 42, you just have to hope we aren't in a bad mood.

44. Saying something sweet MIGHT get you off the hook. Doing something sweet will ALWAYS get you off the hook.

45. We never forget things. Ever.

46. We over-analyze everything.

47. We over-react to everything.

48. When we are mad at you, we aren't actually mad at you we just want you to apologize so we can start showing we like you again.

49. Please don't stand 384931491329403 feet away from us. Even if we are scary.

50. Please acknowledge that when we are online when you sign in, we probably have waited ages for you to come online so please make it worthwhile.

51. We do not care if 50 000 other guys declared their love for us if you never do it none of it matters.

52. We don't like being used.

53. We like it when you do un-expected nice things.

54. We usually don't let just any guy make us cry, so if you make us cry, damnnn you must have done something bad...

55. This is the way it works: You don't give us any attention, we dump you. It is NOT: You don't give us any attention, we chase after you. Deal with it.

56. We like it when you are protective of us. It makes us feel special.

57. Unless she is a moronic idiot, a girl who truly loves you will love you for a long, long time.

58. When we come back from a holiday and brag about how awesome it was, during the entire time there we were probably thinking about you. A lot.

59. No matter where we are or what we are doing, we really want you to hold our hand.

60. And please for the love of god shut up about how fit other girls are. You know we like you and the fact you do this despite you knowing how we feel is just evil.

are these even true 0.0 comment and tell me haha

lol songs

2009-11-30T19:52:00.000-08:00

whee currently hooked on jerkin songs... like they're so cooooool 0.0 ahhhhhhhhhh
here's a few tht i like
:ice cream paint job
:geeked up
:miss me kiss me lick me

oh there's a few nice emo songs too
:If you're not the one
:2 is better than one

Whee Holidays

2009-11-16T01:26:00.000-08:00

yay holidays... and i got nothing to do at home Dx
so i log on to the computer and start typing random crap. Of course random craps are free of charge so u can sit back relax and hopefully enjoy today's crap package which comes with a deprived radioactive cheesefries made of 100% real monkeys.
So anyways there's this news about the world war 3 that has got the whole world on fire, sort of, cos obviously nike don wan to stop it's nuclear project to build an multistorey nike air missile made from sportsmen. the target of the missile is still unclear though nike said tht it's aimed for adidas.
Does adidas stand a chance?
find out in the next episode of Whee Holidays, cos there will be none

Ouch... From Yesterday

2009-11-01T04:13:00.000-08:00

aiyo so you know arh... ytd the rain dam big big one ah then i no bring umbrella ah... go my hougang the home ah take the stupid letters after the piano lesson ah... then i run across the road... then slipped on a huge gigantic big enormous puddle of water and i died... nah i nv die lah... nv survive the ordeal onli... haiz... so i was drenched and have a couple of wounds that adds up to 20+ only two are significant wounds though.. but tht's not important... i very wet then got on to the 158 back home... and when i alighted the bus... people thought it's ice carnival liao and started taking photos with snowman me... okay that's hyperbole but still... it's dam cold D:

A Happy day in the toilet.

2009-10-29T06:13:00.000-07:00

mr bathtub is sad today... i wonder why...

i shot a cero... yes that's right... a cero. so whee my hollow powers are returning, though my hair is still screwed... but soon, i will return to my status of the sexta espada... why am i the sexta espada? becos i like sex..ta

Whee i have toilet paper that looks like diapers... whee so... ermm... *to be continued* **nah on second thoughts... no*

Arts of The Coffee at Macs

2009-10-29T06:11:00.000-07:00

this is dam long ago but the more i look at this picture, the more it looks like a piece of art yay

Hrmm scandal ppl

2009-10-29T05:57:00.000-07:00

haha so here's the photos as promised... erm the quality a bit ermmm... not-taken-by-my-pro-8-megapixel-phone-camera-ish so bear with it xD

Wheee

2009-10-23T04:28:00.000-07:00

Yay just came back from chalet... got like 3 mosquito bites on my hands... arhhh stupid mosquitos everytime also bite me de. isaac sleep de same room as me also nv kana haiz...
ahhh i was fun though... the whole chalet. though we didn manage to rent a bike for ytd's late night cycling... but the whole thing was fun erm overall mwahahaha. Esp the michelle isaac and me scandal. ahaha if you know wad i mean *do the eyebrow-move-up-and-down-thingy* shld be posting the photos on facebook someday... erm either me do it or someone else will do it.
yay EOY is like over and i haven dedicated a post to it... until now so i shall crap a bit more...
hrm...
crap a bit more

haha lame post
byez

Ahaha and i was bored... during exams

2009-10-11T23:59:00.000-07:00

SO i wrote thisXD

Ah... so i was extremely bored

2009-10-08T02:57:00.000-07:00

so i was extremely bored like ermmm now
okay fine wrong tense..
i am extremely bored now xD
haha so i found a weird game on the internet, it's called MyBrute
for some reason i found it fun... and also found this game called erm Dino-RPG
haha they are... kinda fun xD you peepz should try them... of course onli if you ppl have as much nothing to do as me

My Brute:
lawyer797.mybrute.com

Dino RPG:
http://en.dinorpg.com/

Bad Woman

2009-10-06T02:25:00.000-07:00

Ft Island again... sry big bang i like korean songs more xD

I Hope

2009-10-06T02:18:00.001-07:00

F.T. Island

I Hope (바래)

ENGLISH

Days went by, months went by
But there was no contact from you
Tears fall, my heart aches
No, it’s only for a moment
It’s not, it’s not, it’s not
Only to appease me but
The space you left only gets bigger

Even if I look at you again, you’re you’re my love
Look at it a hundred times, I’m I’m you’re love
You’re my love that heaven made
You only lost your way for a moment
Even if I’m born again, I only hope for you
Even if I love again, I only hope for you
You will return, you will return
Because there’s no me without you

After saying you love me
Where exactly did you run off to?
Leaving me (Oh oh oh oh oh)
My two hands you held and also our promise
How can you leave, abandoning me?

It’s a dream, it’s a dream, it’s a dream
I trick myself
It’s sad that I’m by myself

Even if I look at you again, you’re you’re my love
Look at it a hundred times, I’m I’m you’re love
You’re my love that heaven made
You only lost your way for a moment
Even if I’m born again, I only hope for you
Even if I love again, I only hope for you
You will return, you will return
Because there’s no me without you

I thought that all this was only a nightmare
I hope that I will wake up from this dream

After today passes and I open my eyes tommorow
I hope that this dream is not reality, oh
That all this is a hateful dream, not reality
I hope, I hope for you
I still want you

Even if I look at you again, you’re you’re my love
Look at it a hundred times, I’m I’m you’re love
You’re my love that heaven allowed
You only lost your way for a moment
Even if I’m born again, I only hope for you
Even if I love again, I only hope for you
You will return, you will return
Because there’s no you without me

I pray every night
For my misery, not my happiness
That you won’t love any other than me
It can’t be anyone other than you
My heart only asks for you
It will never change
Even if I am born again, I hope for you

Even if I’m born again, I only hope for you
Even if I love again, I only hope for you
You will return, you will return
Because There’s no me without you

OMG NICE

2009-10-06T01:59:00.001-07:00

Xd i hope by ft island xD

hooked on this song... and the rapper with the white cap...

Bread -.-

2009-10-04T04:48:00.000-07:00

so i was discussion history the other day and wei heng came up with this simplified version of the revolution...

ppl want bread... so they went on strike... leader not happy, kill the ppl. ppl angry ppl kill the leader to get bread... leader dies... ppl still cannot get bread... ppl sad... some one steps up and promise the ppl bread. dictator rises.. ppl happy. but tht guy in the end no give bread... ppl sad again ppl rebel again... dictator kills all of them...

and it's all becos of bread

I don't care

2009-09-10T06:04:00.000-07:00

I don't care, I'll stop caring about what you're doing wherever you are
From now on I really don't care, I'll get out of the way
From now on don't come to me and cry, and cling on
cause I don't care

hurt

2009-09-10T05:40:00.000-07:00

if you don't want to hurt me anymore.

the best thing you could do, is make me forget how much

i loved you

Technically

2009-09-09T22:46:00.000-07:00

technically i am not angry with you, i am angry at no one. but i am just so confused that i feel like i shldn tok to you anymore...

haha kay fine i am angry at myself -.-

fuck myself

2009-09-08T06:39:00.001-07:00

I am just not the one’s who’s there for you eh? Not the guy who helps you, not the guy who can entertain you the whole day, talk with you the whole day, teach you stuff all day. Go home with you, sit with you yeah? Dam I suck yeah? Hate myself for being jealous all the time… even when you are happy… I am jealous cos I am not the one who made you happy, I am a JERK shit fuck… WHAT　ｔｈｅ　fuck am I to do…

I'm not crying

2009-09-08T06:15:00.001-07:00

So, you like him, do you
I knew it when you said just then and you told me you can't do without him
That's when I definitely knew
But if you're trying to break my heart
Your plan is flawed from the start
You can't break my heart, it's liquid
It melted when I met you
And as you turn around to him
Don't turn back to me
Don't turn around and see if I'm crying
I'm not crying

I'm not crying
It's just been raining
On my face
And if I am crying
It's not because of you
It's because I'm thinking about a friend of mine you don't know who is dying
That's right, dying
These aren't tears of sadness because you're leaving me
There's just a little bit of dust in my eye
That's from the path that you made when you said your goodbye
I'm not weeping because i can't be here to hold your hand
For your information there's an inflammation in my tear gland
I'm not upset because you left me this way
My eyes are just a little sweaty today
They've been looking around, a lot
Searching for you
They've been looking for you
Even though I told them not to
These aren't tears of sadness
They're tears of joy
I'm just laughing
Ha ha ha-ha ha

talk about fairy tale...

2009-08-30T05:13:00.000-07:00

The Story of Litter Led Liding Hoot

Wans apon a time hor, got one girl litter led liding hoot. She want to go to Ah Mah's house. Morning already she go out one, she got take home one basket to put flawer. She not want to walk long-long so go take shot cut.

Wah!!!! She dono got one big bad woof follow her one hor! She happy-happy walk until she come to Ah Mah house.

"Ah Mah! Ah Mah! I come, open the door leh?" she talk.

Then Ah Mah also talk back, "Come in lah I never close one."

Litter Led Liding Hoot open the house and go inside door...oh, solly solly....open the door and go inside the house, she got see her Ah Mah on top of the bed. She go ask Ah Mah.

"Ah Mah, how come your eye vely big one har!"

"So I kan si you maahhh!!!" Ah Mah say back.

"Ah Mah, how come your year (ear) vely big one leh?"

"So vely easy to hear you one laah!"

"Ah Mah, how com..."

"Aiyaa!!! So many question one ah you...never die before ah?"

"Solylah Ah Mah, I dono mah. So I ask loh."

"What soly-soly! Now I want to eat you. I not Ah Mah, I big bad woof one you know............"

Wah! Litter Led Liding Hoot vely skad one, she scleam vely loud but late alleady, the big bad woof alleady eat hear. (her) She now inside stomach.

Suddenly got one people, cut wood one, go inside the house. He want to save Litter Led Liding Hoot, he go and cut the big bad woof stomach and take out avithing, but he too late, Litter Led Liding Hoot become s**t liao

stupid

2009-08-29T06:21:00.001-07:00

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods.

On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while sleeping. (Darn, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair).

On a bag of Fritos -- You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)?

On a bar of Dial soap -- "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how???.....)

On some Swanson frozen dinners -- "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) -- "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding - "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought????....)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron -- "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time)?

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine -- "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid -- "Warning: May cause drowsiness..." (and...I'm taking this because???....)

On most brands of Christmas lights -- "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what)?

On a Japanese food processor -- "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts -- "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts -- "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)

On a child's Superman costume -- "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

On a Swedish chainsaw -- "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals." (Oh my God...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

y2k myass

2009-08-29T06:17:00.001-07:00

This memo is to announce the development of a new software system which will be Year 2000 compliant. This program is known as "Millennia Year Application Software System" (MYASS). Next Monday there will be a meeting in which I will show MYASS to everyone. We will hold demonstrations throughout the month so that all employees will have an opportunity to get a good look at MYASS. We have not addressed networking aspects yet, so currently only one person at a time can use MYASS. This restriction will be removed after MYASS expands. Some employees have begun using the program already. This morning I walked into a subordinate's office and was not surprised to find that he had his nose buried in MYASS. Some of the less technical people may be somewhat afraid of MYASS. Last week my secretary said to me, "I'm a little nervous, I never put anything in MYASS before." I helped her through the first time and afterward she admitted that it was relatively painless and she was actually looking forward to doing it again, and was even ready to kiss MYASS. There have been concerns over the virus that was found in MYASS upon initial installation, but the virus has been eliminated and we were able to save MYASS. In the future, however, protection will be required prior to entering MYASS. This database will encompass all information associated with the business. As you begin using the program, feel free to put anything you want in MYASS. As MYASS grows larger, we envision a time when it will be commonplace for a supervisor to hand work to an employee and say, "here, stick this in MYASS." It will be a great day when we need data quickly and our employees can respond, "Here it is, I just pulled it out of MYASS."

SIAOOO

2009-08-23T03:47:00.001-07:00

erm anyone want to watch xia dao xiao or final destination with me?

I'm sorry

2009-08-23T02:17:00.000-07:00

i didn mean to hurt you~

i don't want you to be sad because of me...

it makes me feel like i am useless(?)

today~

2009-08-17T01:25:00.000-07:00

and i thought last friday was bad... my life is so farked up... i feel sooo emo now. sorry for breaking the T&P contract... all i freaking want to say is. chinese lessons are pointless now. for once... just for once... would you be my guardian angel? sorry :( but life sucks.

i want to fucking scream,

i don't fucking know what to do.

why does that fucking teacher,

fucking screwed the rest of our fucking life.

i bloody don't fucking give a shit...

BLOODY LIAR.

I just love spamming things... nah not spam actually

2009-08-16T00:04:00.000-07:00

G-DRAGON!!!

TOP!!
The last part of the previous vid reminded me... HARU HARU STILL ROCKS YOU BEACH!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

They rock as much live as in MV

NOOOOOO~

2009-08-15T23:51:00.000-07:00

HOW! HOW COULD ANYONE, HOW THE Fcudsadsafk can someone not like big bang songs... there's simply no way lor... how could she listen to 30 seconds of haru haru then say its too noisy no nice... MUST BE THE DAM GUY WHO UPLOADED THE FREKING VIDEO NEVER DO GOOD JOB :C

so anyway I shall continue my quest to convert everyone into a big bang fan :D

why are they in japanese? don't ask me, the songs are still korean -.-

Close (to a) Shave

2009-08-14T06:08:00.000-07:00

ohoho today is kinda quite an almost TERRIBLE day, kay at first right, i missed the stupid 158 bus by like ermmm 1 second? I came down from my house then saw 158 stopping at the bus stop about 10 metres away? I could have took to my heels at the amazing speed of 10m/s that Bolt used to break the olympic the record... actually its abt 10.416666666666666666666666666666666667( to alot sig. fig.) metres per second. But thats not the point, anyway, i took off at a speed of about er... 10.4166666666666666666666666666668 metres per second, then a goddam van had to cross my path before i could run my jay-run... so anyway, i decided to walk to aljunid station from my hse, bad mistake, i became so hot tht i could melt the heart of about negative a few billion ladies? i don't know. Then when i reached there, WHEN I FREAKING REACHED THERE, THE BUS SHUTTED ITS FREKING DOOR ON MY FREKING FACE! BEACH!!! anyway i took a taxi with yanwen then now i owe her like $1.30 bucks.. man i wasted like 85 cents... i reached school, barely on time, i was happily walking to class, then i saw, HER!!! DOOMSDAY FOR MY HAIR!!! Ms Fang was like grabbing Sean to the toilet, to erm flatten his hair... luckily her back was facing me, so i managed, despite my size, to conceal myself behind her and escaped DOOM!!! NAH, my hair escaped SHAVE!!! i brisk walked to my class, then saw like half the class mugging physics, this was a rare sight since no one would have beening mugging on normal day, (no mr seow being in the class at the moment was not the reason), so i like walked to my seat.

ISAAC: Yo!

ME: Yo! First lesson PE right. o.O

ISAAC: No lah, physics... common test....

Then i kinda remembered my vision blurrifying( adj: to become blur) on me, then i fell to the warm embrace of Mr SEOW.... NOT!!! I fell onto my chair and shouted: ' FSCK IT! I thought physics last period o.O.

ISAAC: No lah, today change timetable with day 10. BTW, you got physics textbook?

ME: NOOOO~

so as all of you would have expected, i sat down on my chair, took out some foolscape paper and some notes and my file, and started sleeping with them as my pillow... then er i played erm HARU HARU?

er... after that, erm after tht i remembered meself doing some physics paper, went through a chem lesson, then suddenly my back broke and i fell in love with isaac, nah seriously, my back suddenly dam pain, even as i speak to you now, kay fine, even when i am typing to the computer now, it hurts, but of cos i know you LAWFANS (noun: people that are fanatical about LAwyer, often used to describe smut people). Will die without me posting, so i had to sacrifice my lovily body for all you peepz out there...

anyway, i went through LA, and erm maths? in my dreamy state and finally my day ended... almost. i went back to my house... yes i teleported. So you know right my HDB apparently has only one working lift, oh you don't, kay now you do... and i kinda live on the 14th floor... so what happens when the only stupid lift also breaks down? PANDAAxD breaks his legs, dehydrate, and swears a few million swear words and comes close to breaking down... so close to breaking down that i barely managed to reach my hse at the far end off the corridor. But i made it, so i would like to thank my family, my friends, my tchers for there years of constant support etc. without you great ppl out there, i wouldn have made it this far...

Close for now. BYEZ

HAIR!!!

2009-07-30T06:40:00.000-07:00

MUST CUT ME HAIR

Aha, my hair got caught for the 2nd time in two days... Today Mr Teo caught me for my hair...

Mr Teo: Kee Jin. KeeJIN!! KEE JIN!!!! OI BOY U!!!

Lawyer: Huh?

Mr Teo: What's your name?

Lawyer: Zhang Xin

Mr Teo: Your hair, you put clay right, go toilet flatten it -.-

Lawyer: er okay?

* goes toilet*

Mr Teo: Use Water

*pushes my hair down, it bounces up*

Mr Teo: I also use clay, but it never go so high, you use clay or wax

Lawyer: erm wax? 0.o

Mr Teo: What brand you use?

Lawyer: Erm L'oreal?

Mr Teo: Okay, tomorrow i dun want to see your hair so high again ah... you think you 花样男子 issit?

Lawyer: ohs okay

*Hair rises up again -.-*

KFC

2009-07-30T06:37:00.002-07:00

This Post is dedicated to ZHAO HONG

-KFC

-Yellow Shuriken

-When you look me in the eyes

-Red Shuriken

-KICK FLYING CHICKENs

Ahaha, know the full story. Come with me to KFC/ Macdonald next time

ME moved

2009-07-30T06:37:00.001-07:00

yes... me moved. and yes, me now this post is short, and extremely outdated...

This is wad happens,

2009-07-23T01:46:00.000-07:00

when LAwyer PANDAAxD experiences a new level of boredom in class

ME MOVING

2009-07-19T02:40:00.000-07:00

yep me is migrating to another place far far away, so far and distant it is, so exotic and new the place would be, you might say its out of this world. nah, its still in singapore, but! its the first time, since my little life in singapore that i am actually moving to somewhere close to the GREEN line. OMG GREEN LINE SIA LAH. er. nvm me.

SO as i was saying, i went to get the keys to the new house and now i officially owns 2 houses :) kinda, well its just gonna last for 2 weeks though. After that some other ppl will occupy my current hse, tht is the one tht i am moving away from.

yawn anyway, me need to go and slack liao, i mean how could anyone survive a day, doing two two page homeworks and live on without slacking. SLACKING IS LIFE!

THE episode which contains 1 more character

2009-07-18T06:02:00.000-07:00

MWAHAHA i am actually continueing with this good-for-nothing-and-wastes-your-time-story.

PANDAAAxD :wad the is SOUP DU JOUR?

LAwyer : errm er..

Zhang Xin: well you know, the soup with all those little DU JOURS in it...

PANDAAAxD : oh of course

LAwyer: STOP SCREAMING YOUR NAME AT US YOU BLACK EYE WHITE BEAR!!

Zhang Xin: man i am reminded of YuGiOh again-.-

MWahahahaha

2009-07-17T20:55:00.000-07:00

Back to The Ancient

hhaha as you should have noticed i changed my blogskin becos a particular small furry thing told me its not good T.T

haha anyway, yesterday, i went to watch harry potter woots, and i got tickets woots, and the cinema was huge woots, and my neck still hurts from sitting at the 2nd row. haha the show was anti-climax lah, and confusing(the romantic scenes) cos of the many cut-scenes. Anyone knows where can we watch the cut-scenes XD XD XD. The Snape killed Dumbledore with a childish little thingy called 'abra kadabra' holyness, we should stop using abra kadabra, everytime someone says abra kadabra, an 150 years old old man dies T.T

Episode 3

2009-06-20T06:59:00.000-07:00

kay maybe this is not episode 3, this is erm lets see... episode 1032 where we finally get some action from our heros.

*both guys sitting on a roller coaster

LAwyer: YAy

Zhang Xin: Yay

LAwyer: What are hairy beneath, stand, come in a lot of colours, and make women cry?

Zhang Xin: Xu Ning?

LAwyer: no an onion dumbass.

This IS SPARTAAAAAAAAA mah de

2009-06-18T01:32:00.000-07:00

CHicken lah maths got so many things i haven do yet. still got la, and chinese, and history... and a lot others... and one more week left fish, and i dun feel like doing anything sia lah...

Haha episode TWO

2009-06-17T06:18:00.000-07:00

i know all of you love this show... well so much tht nobody requested for a 2nd episode. haha

here goes...

LAwyer: the previous convo was kinda crap.

Zhang Xin: Okay

LAwyer: So wad shall we tok abt?

Zhang Xin: huh?

LAwyer: ****

to be continued

LOLz for you

2009-06-15T05:41:00.000-07:00

lately lawyer had been dam lame and decided to tok to Zhang Xin to er... try to become less er. bored kinda.

LAwyer: Heyz cheer up..

Zhang Xin: huh?

LAwyer: huh?

Thx for watching... Episode one of the amazing adventures of LAwyer and Zhang Xin.

Research

2009-06-11T19:28:00.000-07:00

me.. kee jin, myself, lawyer, zhang xin, and i went to tampines mall, tampines 1 and century square to do some research... kee jin had a surge of testosterone yesterday... looking up the escalaters... hm... haha we had a nice time anyway, this post is severly cut for its obscene contents which are unsuitable for ppl under the age of 99.

Secret

2009-06-08T21:28:00.000-07:00

psst... tell you a cigarette... marlboro...

erm.. lemme try that again.

psst... tell you a secretion... SHIT

wait, tht didn sound right.

psst... tell you a secret... i love....

to....

...

waste your bloody time.

So...

2009-06-08T21:24:00.000-07:00

i was listening to big bangs songs recently, and out of a sudden erm... discovery, sort of... i found that this saturday, is my BIRTHDAY! yes. i am going to be born this saturday... er that didn really sound right.

Anyway, i would like to take this chance to thank all of my frens out there... thx for all the birthday presents you gave me last year... i truely enjoyed all the oxygen, carbon dioxide and stuff you gave me... haha. nvm... BTW i wan birthday presents! this year! because i am not going to give you anything for your birthday... er... yes nothing!

Finally a new post( yes you are supposed to be happy)

2009-06-08T20:25:00.000-07:00

Yay finally i became so bored that i decided to return to blogger

lolz wowz my last post was like decades ago. yes i was blogging before i was born.

anyway, i shall tok about something, very erm ya, something very great.

THE GREAT SINGAPORE SALE! thingy. yep yep, thx to the great singapore sale, i went out to eat steamboat, and have the extra change to buy two shoes one teeshirt, and a new school bag. all for just... er a few hundred dollars. erm... i guess the sale isn't much of saving your money. and all the stuff are like on 50% off. So go! and Waste your money on stuff that you dun really need! in the great singapore sale.

Btw anyone seen my chocolate? it was lying in my fridge peacefully yesterday, yet today when i open the fridge door... it was gone! who ever took it, own up now, i promise i will only kill 2/3 of you.

Retarded pictures

2009-04-11T06:37:00.000-07:00

History

2009-04-11T06:31:00.000-07:00

This is what happens when LAwyer gets extremely bored during a history lesson

OMG WIFE

2009-04-10T07:06:00.001-07:00

woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office. After his checkup,the doctor
called the wife into his office alone. He said, "Your husband is suffering from a
very severe disease, combined with horrible stress. If you don't do the following, your
husband will surely die." "Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast. Try to be
pleasant in general, and make sure he stays in a good mood. For lunch make him a
nutritious meal. For dinner prepare something nice and healthy again. Don't burden him
with chores, as he probably had a hard day. Don't discuss your problems with him, it will
only make his stress worse. And most importantly, make love with your husband several
times a week and satisfy his every whim. "If you can do this for the next 1 to 2
months, I think your husband will regain his health completely. On the way home, the
husband asked his wife, "What did the doctor say?" "You're going to
die," she replied.

OMG BALLS

2009-04-10T07:02:00.000-07:00

A Russian and an American wrestler were set to square off for the Olympic gold medal. Before the final match, the American wrestler’s trainer came to him and said, “Now, don’t forget all the research we’ve done on this Russian. He’s never lost a match because of this ‘pretzel’ hold he has. Whatever you do, don’t let him get you in this hold! If he does, you’re finished!” The wrestler nodded in acknowledgement.

As the match started, the American and the Russian circled each other several times looking for an opening. All of a sudden, the Russian lunged forward, grabbing the American and wrapping him up in the dreaded pretzel hold.

A sigh of disappointment arose from the crowd, and the trainer buried his face in his hands, for he knew all was lost. He couldn’t even watch the ending.

Suddenly, there was a scream, a cheer from the crowd, and the trainer raised his eye just in time to watch the Russian flying up in the air. The Russian’s back hit the mat with a thud, and the American collapsed on top of him, making the pin and winning the match.

The trainer was astounded. When he finally got the American wrestler alone, he asked, “How did you ever get out of that hold? No one has ever done it before!”

The wrestler answered, “Well, I was ready to give up when he got me in that hold, but at the last moment I opened my eyes and saw this pair of balls right in front of my face. I had nothing to lose, so with my last ounce of strength I stretched out my neck and bit those babies just as hard as I could.”

“So,” the trainer exclaimed, “that finished him off, did it?”

“No, but you’d be amazed how strong you get when you bite your own balls!”

HAIZ

2009-04-02T02:04:00.000-07:00

Oi you all come here finish liao can tag or not, lolz. i wan a active tagbox, come on everybody, just spam.

Anyway, i shall be lame in this post and tell you my story, today, i learnt what is AV, adventure videos.. wow dam adventuous. wows, anyway, to know what AV really means, scroll down, then content might not be suitable for ppl below 18 years of age. so scroll down to see an example of AV.

AN EXAMPLE OF AV.

Three Little Pig

2009-03-20T06:33:00.000-07:00

Once upon a time, got 3 little pig, all of them are little and are pigs, thats why they are 3 little pigs. SO because the first little pig not rich enough to rent HDB flat. so go buy one the straw make the house lor. then the second little pig got not enough cash to buy HDB so bought wood house. the last pig got a lot of money but he never buy HDB because it did not exist.

One Day the big BAD wolf came.

" i will Destroy your house! First Little Pig!" Said the wolf " I summon BLUE EYES WHITE DRAGONS, blue eyes white dragon, BURST STREAM OF DESTRUCTION!"

- er the center part of the story contains a very fanatical boy toking about YU-GI-OH-

So they started to cook the wolf who fell from the ceiling. Pigs eat everything. So they are fat.

The end.

Little Red Ridding Hood

2009-03-19T06:24:00.000-07:00

once upon a time, there lived a little red ridding hood who likes to ride on hoods especially red ones. because of this she is little red ridding hood, yes thats how her name come about.
Anyway one day her grandma fell sick and little red ridding hod decided to go to the forest and get eaten by a wolf.
But that day the wolf tried to cosplay the grandma.
too fail le the cosplay but little red ridding hood decide to ask him stupid questions.
"grandma why you come forest, dun you live in the forest, i dun see why you are in the forest!"
"Because i love u~" said the wolf then he ate up little red ridding hood.
and then the woodsman came by and thought, "i think i shall get eaten by the wolf too."
however the wolf too full already so the woodsman tried to cut open the wolf's stomach.
but then the wolf died. so ya the end.

Chasing each other round and round

2009-03-10T06:45:00.000-07:00

me say jereld short, jereld chase.

so,

Mr. Harris: boys, what are you doing, why are you running about?
Jereld: Taking the short cut back to class?
Mr. Harris: I saw you two running in circles, what were you doing?
Jereld: We were?
Mr. Harris: Yes... Why were you chasing him?
Jereld: Ummm, making friends?
Mr. Harris: Yes, but why were you chasing him?
Zhang Xin: That's what friends do. (Retarded face)
Mr. Harris:... Why WERE you chasing him?
Jereld: We were?
Mr. Harris: Why in the tropical heat were you chasing each other?
Jereld + Zhang Xin: Making friends?
Mr. Harris (Exasperated): Oh, go on then, SLOWLY, boys.

illustrating the power of lame people
hehs

FARNY PICTURES

2009-02-28T05:14:00.001-08:00

wah lao

2009-02-21T06:15:00.000-08:00

this school got ghost and i am tellin you this school got ghost and because of this this school got ghost and thus in conclusion, this school got ghost.

Anyway, me and me fren, lets replace his name with Justion Yo, kay not obvious right. we walking to robotics club room, to get praised by our senior because we are early. we saw a short haired girl walk towards the robotics club room and went inside, however, when we approached the room, we found that the room is locked and there was no one inside, thus this school got ghost and because of this this school got ghost.

Another retardedly bad spooky retarded thing was lie yano kai (i am creative in replacing names, right?) saw someone as tall and as shuai as me standing directly behind him as he was going down the staircase in school when i was obviously behind him. i mean i was really far from him but he claimed to have seen me directly behind him. er. you dun get this do you?

Anyway, this school got ghost, that can make me have nightmare 3 times last night, let pon school!

STUPID BLOG CHANGE (reluctant)

2009-02-07T05:29:00.000-08:00

I decided to remake my blog, and this blog is in good english . without lols, omg etc...all those msn languages.
Because my father nagged and nagged and nagged at me to do it. I bet he would scold me after reading this post, so anyway, i shall make the scolding more serious. He seriously don't understand the meaning of generation gap and that the generation gap between us is like more than 100 years apart. He still live in the ancient world of the classic, anything classic to him is good and anything recent and new is trash. Example: He scolded and nagged at me because I bought a rap album, saying that its trash He nagged and nagged at me because he think that biology is bad, just because he couldn't score well it it. He said that all of my friends' blogs are trash because they are in bad english. Well, thats about it. Bye.

homework

2009-02-02T05:08:00.000-08:00

me attitude towards homework is just like a constipated man… we both don give a shit

CLothes

2009-01-29T05:37:00.000-08:00

This few days hor I got a debate with my junior ah, about clothing, more precisely is about bras.
I said something about transparent bra then she say that would defeat the purpose of wearing one. So I went to research, in my memories that I read from somewhere er…that bras are invented just to support the 2 thingies and not to cover anything one. Just that last time hor the technology not high enough, so cannot make transparent ones… so now since got technology liao then everyone should wear transparent ones… fun wad.
Actually the clothes ah. At first invented only for keeping away the cold mah… so transparent one also can lah~ huh? ^^

i know you agree lah haha
yay

dam farking farny

2009-01-28T04:17:00.000-08:00

i was watching movie with fren and sister

the sister sit in front

suddenly she turned back, frowning until veh frown-ed

and asked,"我的胸毛美不美" then turned back.

then she turned back again, blushing until veh blush-ed

and said," sry i meant 我的眉毛凶不凶."

hahaha

boring shyt

2009-01-23T05:25:00.000-08:00

you are about to witness the power of being very very bored~

yay, i rock~

at 'no-life'ing

A ROcket trip

2009-01-23T05:09:00.000-08:00

wednesday hor i took a teacher's rocket home. so yeah here is an extract of the our convo. lol

i shall censor the names lol.

mr****:ay you all must pay me for the out of the world exp kay.

******: wah drive so fast ah.

mr****:nvm lah, i crush car its the car in front that fly mah.

******: i die how.

mr****: like that my business meh?

******: but my blood stain your car how.

mr****: i like red so nvm lah, cannot see my car and my watch all red mah....

******: er.. wad if wad if my blood green how.

mr****: you nv hear nowadays ppl going green meh~

******:you know got the slimes and dirty dirty green things meh...

mr****: thats why i say slime is good!!!

moral of the story: slime is good

CALPULator

2009-01-11T04:16:00.000-08:00

oops.. calculator

NEw dunman high mascot?

2009-01-04T04:09:00.001-08:00

I had nothing better to do at home, so i had to take a photo of pikachu holding the dunman high badge, amazingly, it can hold the badge. lol.

Anyway, i want to post about my wierd dreams again. Well, i was working in the entertainment sector and one day, for some retarded reason, i went to work in towel, as in those type of towel you wrap around yourself after shower. And for some reason, i saw JJ Lim, his face was very clear, though its just a dream. So i was toking to him, and he gave me some crap about in the entertainment sector, its common to see ppl coming to work without pants, then i noticed both of us never wear pants, then he said something else about my school uniform and my hair, and my voice, and i for some reason, became a girl. And not just any girl, i transformed in to someone that looks like Jin Sha, you know the girl always sing song with JJ one lol. So yeah, wadeva happened later between those two ppl with no pants on i dunno, cos i woke up... awww...

i lost, blood

2008-12-31T05:32:00.000-08:00

today, i was lvling up in maplestory until lvl 40, then suddenly something had to happen

the glass bowl had to break and one glass piece had to go cut my finger, then to pieces of glass went inside the small wound, like less then 1mm the hole then i cannot take them out. k its because i didn know at first haha. kk, it was until i go dun homework then i noticed that unbearable pain on my middle finger the bone. so yeah, i go squeeze, squeze cannot squeeze out anything, so i used nail clipper to cut off the flesh around the wound, then i took out one piece, the long piece, about 0.5cm long-the one piercing my bone, then the other piece piece too small liao lol nothing painful haha. so i didn bother haha.

RETARDED

2008-12-24T21:11:00.000-08:00

sometimes being retaarded would mean less trouble and worries so lets get retarded!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA... OH MY i am starting to feel retarded already.

Anyway i need to go watch porn i mean movie, so yeah, bye bye.... its christmas today in case you all dun no, or in case you got more retarded than me lol.

Anyway, this post is just to keep my blog alive and.. yeah, someone help me with the spam war leh...

just spam isabel, dawn and eileen oni lah lol

Isabel:http://twilight-foreverandalways.blogspot.com/

Dawn:http://thisisatypoerror.blogspot.com/

Eileen:http://on-hiatus-forever.blogspot.com/

GOGOGOGO PLZ...

By public the demand again

2008-12-17T04:56:00.000-08:00

so yea ppl wan me to update my blog so i will updat my blog lol. er yeah, so i shall write about something lame, like wad happened todae. So yea in the morning i woke up!!! OMG! I ACTUALLY WOKE UP! Like how rare is that! like onli once or twice a day?! OMG! Then yeah, i brushed my teeth, OMG!! i BRUSHED MY TEETH! I HAVEN BRUSHED THEM FOR LIKE 8 HOURS! WOW!!! THEN I ACTUALLY ATE BREAKFAST!!! I HAD MILO! So anyway, todae maple server down so i had to waste my time watching porn oops i mean yugioh abridged series on youtube... haha, hmm.. my blog no pictures one leh... sian, maybe i should put soome pictures lol... BTW, TODAE, BELIEVE IT OR NOT, I ATE LUNCH!!! AND DINNER!!! today is an interesting day -.-

sorry...

2008-12-15T05:24:00.000-08:00

i wan 2 sae sorry for disturbing some of you with my previous post... lol the truth is i dun really rock... T.T I MOUNTAIN!!!!!!! HAW HAW HAW!!! yeah, todae, i am a human and yeah that pretty much sums up todae. oh yea, i bought books and yeah discovered the school is not like the paradise i tot it would be so my poor heart broke twice todae. second time the scrotch tape i used to fix my heart with no stick liao hahahaha.

Prologue

When the war of the beasts brings about the world’s end
The goddess descends from the sky
Wings of light and dark spread afar
She guides us to bliss, her gift everlasting

Act I
Infinite in mystery is the gift of the goddess
We seek it thus, and take to the sky
Ripples form on the water’s surface
The wandering soul knows no rest.

Act II
There is no hate, only joy
For you are beloved by the goddess
Hero of the dawn, Healer of worlds

Dreams of the morrow hath the shattered soul
Pride is lost
Wings stripped away, the end is nigh

Act III
My friend, do you fly away now?
To a world that abhors you and I?
All that awaits you is a somber morrow
No matter where the winds may blow

My friend, your desire
Is the bringer of life, the gift of the goddess

Even if the morrow is barren of promises
Nothing shall forestall my return

Act IV
My friend, the fates are cruel
There are no dreams, no honor remains
The arrow has left the bow of the goddess

My soul, corrupted by vengeance
Hath endured torment, to find the end of the journey
In my own salvation
And your eternal slumber

Legend shall speak
Of sacrifice at world’s end
The wind sails over the water’s surface
Quietly, but surely

Act V
Even if the morrow is barren of promises
Nothing shall forestall my return
To become the dew that quenches the land
To spare the sands, the seas, the skies
I offer thee this silent sacrifice

LOVELESS- quoted from Final Fantasy 7: Crisis Core, its nice, really. no wait, really nice lol

I ROCk?

2008-12-11T23:48:00.000-08:00

points that shows that i rock:
>Firstly, my house is built with things extracted from rocks.
>There are a lot a rocks in the parks around my estate.
>There had to be someone who rocks right.
>I touched rocks before.
>I throw rocks before.
>I know that the small version of a rock is a pebble.
>I know that the bigger version of a rock is a boulder.
>My name is called Zhang Xin.
>My nickname is called LAwyer.
>Your name is not Zhang Xin.
>Your nickname is not LAwyer.
>I am a Boy(Want to check?)
>I am not a Girl. (Want to check?)
>I am a Guy. (Want to Check?)
>I am not a Gal. (want to check?)
>I am from Dunman High.
>I might like you.... (Depends)
>I might **** you... (Depends)
>I CRAP!
>Last but not least, I have two nostrils. (REALLY!)(Why no one believe me one. T.T)

Criminal executed!

2008-12-08T03:35:00.000-08:00

Name: Veh Veh nice Donut
Crime commited: Look too nice liao.
Execution date: 08 Dec 2008
Way of Execution: Pushed into a red hole on LAwyers head.

LAwyer Rocks(totally no link with the post)

2008-12-08T03:27:00.000-08:00

Haha long time lim bei nvr post liao...ha, ya kinda busy nowadays, like my whole time table was filled with slacking... and yeah finally i managed to squeeze sometime out to post something.:D
Nowadays, i discovered that the nightmare makers are getting less creative. Ya guessed it(maybe not, if no, that means you suck ^^), i got another nightmare about er... those more than 6 legs thingys... ya..
It was an invasion of spiders into our ghim moh campus then i like veh guai lanly went to protect some female student(?) then ya my arm got ripped off and i went to bite off(seriously) the spider the head.. then more spiders fell from the sky. i remember i said the f word. I was killed then i woke up. Well the lesson i learnt from this nightmare is er... when you get killed in a dream, you wake up!

Song Spam Again( Pure Big Bang!)

2008-11-29T05:50:00.000-08:00

BIG BANG - LAST FAREWELL

Big Bang So SICk

BIG BANG- "WITH U"

Big Bang: Make Love

Big Bang - [MV] Always

big bang - forever with you

My Dream...

2008-11-29T05:25:00.000-08:00

Nowadays, maybe because of twilight influence... dream veh romantic dreams... each time with a different girl... ya yesterday was some girl from a 3E er... next year... sms me if wanna no hu.. but anyway this is not the focus of the post... so yeah just read on... so yeah i was happy dreaming and yeah the dream was veh goot... just like all those type of dreams... those that make you dun wan to wake up.. but, luck was not with me... just as i was having fun with that girl in my dreams... that freakin radio had to turn on by itself... so when i turned it off and went back to sleep... i had a nightmare... about IT Chalet... So in that nightmare... it was like i dream in that dream that the chalet would be in an veh haunted motel and woke up when an millipede appeared in my dreams... so the next morning( in that dream) i went to the chalet... and yeah, its at the exact place in my dreams... so as me and the IT chairman Shi Min went to register the room... i said its an dejavu... and the lift stopped... and after like 2 hours... i think we the lift worked and went to the 4th storey... we went out and found that our room was open and blood was all over on the floor... everyone died and had their organs lying out of their opened body... som had their eyes on the floor... (literally) lol.. so, Shi Min screamed and millipedes crawled out from the lift we went out from in millions... and Shi Min died in front of my eyes... i was being eaten half way( i really felt the pain though) then yeah my alarm clock rescued me... so yeah thats it..

Yesterday the Convo

2008-11-29T04:59:00.000-08:00

So, yeah mi and alien was like talking about the chalet and like how ppl got there hair dyed... i cannot remember the convo veh clearly but yeah most part still can remember.
Alien: what happened ar.. why like so many ppl dyed?
LAwyer: Died? Oh it was terrible, me and justin were innocently playing children's card game and then Shi Min came Assaulting us with an orange shotgun in her hand... i quickly grabbed an pillow... i mean an diamond-reinforced platinium shield to protected my head... so they tot justin was an easier kill so they chased after him... so yeah... after that i protected myself from the siege of the enemy by throwing pillows down the stairs... er... i mean huge boulders... but soon i was out of ammo... so yeah, but my enemy surrendered before i did so yeah i won... even though justin died...

MY new Yu-Gi-Oh Deck

2008-11-28T06:16:00.000-08:00

yea! i got a new deck! in Yu-Gi-Oh! a synchro deck... and yeah the star of my new deck is of course stardust dragon... lol this deck still not very structured but still quite strong... because its strong... but all monster veh low level one... level range 8-1... more than 70% of the monsters lvl 2 onli! but still its very stallin... so veh difficult to beat it if got no anti-spell or trap cards... why i postin this ar... nvm... tooooo sian at home liao.

Yea Becos of Public er... ya, som one told me to post...

2008-11-28T05:45:00.000-08:00

K, anyway this whole dam week is veh sian... because my father is at home, then i cannot play games like maplestory on the com... and then the password to the com also change.. so next week also cannot play with Kai Ning but... i still hope... with my stupidly brilliant brain i could hack the password again....(better not let my parents see this post)... This week we actually started on the plane thingy... but yeah thats not interesting so skip... the most interesting thing this week is actually the indian 911 which happened at mumbai-da-india!... nvm no offence... well i dunno why its called 911 i mean yeah its november but where is that 9? ppl nowadays should be more creative nowadays.. at least say 2611... or 1126... actually the number quite nice should go buy 4D... oh am i like being veh evil here... oops but i dunno how to like help... sign.. why the terrorism?!

The Robotics Chalet

2008-11-23T05:21:00.000-08:00

Yeah! I returned from the robotics Chalet!(like 3 days earlier) Anyway it was an action packed kind of thing... we had yugioh, monopoly and battleship! Wow! Not lame at all! The fun part was the first and 2nd night... Yeah due to the fact the i tried to assassinate Geraldine of the axis power... Me and Justin tio Ganged for 2 nights.. first night we had water war... we put on a brave fight but we lost... we kana trapped in dead end... second night, i kinda won the war, justin died but i put on a brave defense from the hairspray by throwing pillows and stuff down the stairs at the attackers... finally they gave up due to lack of ammunition and er... food, at least i thought so. Oh yeah i forgot to talk about the first day... when me, justin and yankai missed the shuttle bus cos i was late... dunno why justin want wait for me also... but any way i saw these fail bus stops...

non stop... wow!

Anyway on our way back home.. we missed the bus again, but this time we decided to walk! Bad idea... we walked onto the expressway to changi and got there finally in 1 hour time... then on the way there i bump my head right onto this poor spider.... Its big!

Then finally... because me and justin suggested the walking idea... we were executed by hairspraying... and my hair was dyed red...

(no its not Gara from naruto with specs... its me with red hair)

New Specs

2008-11-14T06:05:00.000-08:00

Yeah i finally got my new specs after like 2 years, my left increased 25 right increase 50...
But one prob with my new specs is that is too big. kinda like enlarged my eye sum sort, now even with my most serious look i fell like i am acting cute...
also i feel kinda dizzy walking around... really... still adjusting lol.

BTw...

2008-11-11T05:36:00.000-08:00

That Girl who claims to be Caris mother sounds sexy...
Really...
okay fake one
that prank call veh fail leh.. haha

Tomorrow...

2008-11-11T05:17:00.001-08:00

Kay tomorrow is results day and todae my parents are in the mood... to nag... yaeh you no what i mean. Anyway, the reason why i am really posting about tomorrow is because tomorrow i am going to escape theme park..
It been like a 2 years time since i last went there... wait, make that one... i am almost anticipating it haha... i think... think onli...
Yea hope i get into 3ple science...

Song Spam

2008-11-08T05:28:00.000-08:00

2PM-10점 만점에10 (10 Points out of 10) MV

SHINee Love Like Oxygen MV

{SHINee Subs} AMIGO MV Karaoke [English Subbed]

Rain - Love Story MV (english subbed)

Lie (거짓말) - Big Bang (빅뱅)

BIGBANG 빅뱅 - we belong together (mv)

Oh listen to this too... Haru Haru(Day By Day)

2008-10-31T07:08:00.000-07:00

Its nice... I am a Fan

Tab00.... b

2008-10-31T06:19:00.000-07:00

My Most Wanted List of cards...

2008-10-28T07:01:00.000-07:00

POKEMON:

Combusken (any picture also can)

Yu-Gi-Oh:

Super A lot lah

just see the pictures

Addicted to facebook pokemon

2008-10-27T06:57:00.000-07:00

Help Pet My Pokemon!!!
http://apps.facebook.com/pokemontrainer/train.php?uid=639964460
YEP yep just click the link

LAme NIA

2008-10-21T02:42:00.000-07:00

1. Two peanuts were walking down a spooky road at night... One was assaulted.

2. A termite walks into a bar room and asks, "Is the bar tender here?"

3. "Waiter! This coffee tastes like mud."
"Yes sir, it's fresh ground."

4. What's brown and sticky? A stick.

5. Why are proctologists so gloomy?
They always have the end in sight.

6. What do you call a sleepwalking nun?
Roamin' Catholic.

7. What did the apple say to the orange?
Nothing stupid, apples don't talk.

8. What do you do with a dog that has no legs?
Take him out for a drag.

9. Why can't a chicken coop have more than 2 doors?
Because if it had 4 doors it would be a chicken sedan.

10. Famous last words of a mafia hitman: "Who put the violin in the violin case?"

6 Seconds Make You Laugh

2008-09-28T02:54:00.000-07:00